American Football is the act of trying to touch other men while running around in tights. For some reason it is called football (it is not played with the foot), but thats just because we're stupid americans. Football requires no stamina because individual plays last up to a grueling 15 seconds. Football players are people who just want to try to be bi-curious by taking showers with each other, and slapping each others asses. Most americans are obsessed with this sport, and on game days, resort to drunken blabbering and screaming random things. All around, the only good part of football is the super bowl half time show.
by CoolRunningsManBobSled November 17, 2010
Get the American Footballmug. Football played indoors on a 50-yard field played in the Spring so men don't sit on the couch watching Golden Girls until College and NFL football return in the Fall.
by Lil' Mayo June 15, 2010
Get the Arena Footballmug. What a Derry wan calls Gaelic Football. Their definition of it is 15 men built like tanks who delibrately set out to injure Tyrone's best players!
by Desigol May 31, 2005
Get the real footballmug. Beer drunk while watching a game of football. Normally swill that can be drunk in large quantities without getting drunk.
by Rev. Slade December 16, 2008
Get the Football beermug. Its a game of Aussie rules football played by a group of kids/teens on the street or road, less all the rules...and less the blood rule. Basically do anything you are physically capable to stop the opponent and get the footy through the goals and if there's blood...well the game doesn't stop
We played the bastards hard and we scored 2 goals but my busted ribs are killing me and I wish me ruddy nose would stop bleeding, my mums gonna kick my ass if she finds out i been playing no rules football again, better say i fell off my skateboard.
by Bugga April 4, 2006
Get the no rules footballmug. Console football is the term given to a style of gameplay of the game American Football. A style of gameplay in a real-life football game that would only be found in a video game version.
"Going for it" on every 4th down/extra point, regardless of obscene distances.
"Faking" every punt or fieldgoal.
Excessive use of "long bomb" plays.
"All out blitzes" on every down.
"What is this console football? They are going for it on 4th and 37?"
"Faking" every punt or fieldgoal.
Excessive use of "long bomb" plays.
"All out blitzes" on every down.
"What is this console football? They are going for it on 4th and 37?"
by miribus June 6, 2009
Get the console footballmug. by Orvac Evan April 27, 2021
Get the Uniontown footballmug.