football player

obviously the hottest type of athlete

"damn! is he a football player?"
"obviously, i mean look how hot he is!"

by fullsendworss January 2, 2019

Arena Football

Football played indoors on a 50-yard field played in the Spring so men don't sit on the couch watching Golden Girls until College and NFL football return in the Fall.

I have tickets on February 5th for the Arena Football game in Orlando.

by Lil' Mayo June 15, 2010

real football

What a Derry wan calls Gaelic Football. Their definition of it is 15 men built like tanks who delibrately set out to injure Tyrone's best players!

Tyrone wans don't play Real Football.

by Desigol May 31, 2005

console football

Console football is the term given to a style of gameplay of the game American Football. A style of gameplay in a real-life football game that would only be found in a video game version.

"Going for it" on every 4th down/extra point, regardless of obscene distances.
"Faking" every punt or fieldgoal.
Excessive use of "long bomb" plays.
"All out blitzes" on every down.

"What is this console football? They are going for it on 4th and 37?"

by miribus June 6, 2009

no rules football

Its a game of Aussie rules football played by a group of kids/teens on the street or road, less all the rules...and less the blood rule. Basically do anything you are physically capable to stop the opponent and get the footy through the goals and if there's blood...well the game doesn't stop

We played the bastards hard and we scored 2 goals but my busted ribs are killing me and I wish me ruddy nose would stop bleeding, my mums gonna kick my ass if she finds out i been playing no rules football again, better say i fell off my skateboard.

by Bugga April 4, 2006

Football beer

Beer drunk while watching a game of football. Normally swill that can be drunk in large quantities without getting drunk.

"I love football beer! I can drink it all day at work and not get drunk!" - canadian fan

by Rev. Slade December 16, 2008

farmers football

When two people or more are in a room in a gaseous state. To the point of when you are actually passing gas back and forth. "Playing farmers football".

What are you two boys doing. "Chuckle chuckle", "playing farmers football!

by Passing gas November 15, 2013