Ethan

Ethans are fuckboys who drink monsters and smoke weed. they’re usually gay as hell and get a s/o like every week. believe me, i’m an ethan.

“did you hear? that ethan guy just broke up with becky and got with ryan!”

by _a_person_xd_ November 27, 2019

Ethan

A common name usually given to white males with dark brown hair, Massive testicles, a beautifully smooth, and thick cock. As a teen He will usually be found in your Girlfriends, or teenage daughters bedroom, and sometimes he will wrestle your girlfriend or daughter on the kitchen table naked...yes the one that you paid for and serve the food you worked hard to buy to feed your family. In other words he is a better version of you. He’s the alpha your the toddler

Girl 1: have you met the new kid Ethan???
Girl 2: omg yes I have. I also met his Big Thick Cock.
Girl 1: that’s why I asked, you weren’t the first or only one sis

by Alice Shannon February 24, 2021

Ethan

Usually gets taken for a mug but is the most kindest selfless person you'll ever meet

Paula : Shall we have a cup of tea in the new Ethan?
Christine : the one from pound land? Yeah sure

by eggyegg October 12, 2017

Ethan

Ethan is a white guy he is sexy and nice he will beat anyone's ass if they touch his girlfriend he has a big dick and all the girls love him he will always be there for you don't forget it and he loves his girlfriend Ilyr

My name isEthan

by Slay.eden July 25, 2017

Ethan

Ethan is an amazing person. He can make you laugh and smile. He can make the worst days the best. His smile is extremely contagious. His hugs is something you will dream about. When he hugs you , you will feel safe and secure. His hugs make you feel like your the only person in the world that matters. When he says he loves you , he means with all his heart. When you are holding his hand you will never want to let go. Every time you kiss him it feels like the first time. If you are with Ethan let him know how amazing he is and never, ever let him go. Because if you do, you will regret it forever.

Girl 1: " I never want to lose Ethan. He is amazing!!!!"
Girl 2: " YOU ARE SOOO LUCKY!!! You better not let him go!!"

by Slagle Bagel<3 June 2, 2018

Ethan

A gay boy who has nothing better to do in his life and will always be a disappointment to his family.

OMG! Did you see that Ethan

by 198235512355Jakos June 16, 2020

Ethan

An ugly, selfish, controlling fag whose teeth are bigger than the universe. If he hugs you, take a shower. He has boobs even though he isn't a girl. He's fatter than me, and I have proof. Basically just an all around shit.

Ethan, I hate you.

by actualslut222 March 2, 2019