A horizontally challenged plus sized blob of meat who looks at Quora, Fandom, Wikipedia and War thunder porn all the time. He has been smoking for 60 years. Also showers once a year.
A🍪🎮: Is that the guy from fortnite???
B: No, the guy from fortnite actually showers. That is smeli eli.
B: No, the guy from fortnite actually showers. That is smeli eli.
by xX_BlackPeopleAreInferior_69Xx May 07, 2024
A but of a predator to younger people around them. Even with their siblings. Eli bees are typically overweight with chubby cheeks and a backwards belly button. If you know an eli bee, then your life probably sucks.
by 34thousandPeople March 31, 2021
Is THE god. A big dick said by himself. Is smart. Can be found in his natural environment, planet Earth, and has a heart as grand as his height
by Agroupofdingus December 06, 2022
A tall man with a lot of passion. His intelligence can be seen and heard. The natural born leader whom everyone trusts. Therefore it is quite common for him to be speaking on behalf of others. He is caring and undefstanding. Not to mention he is a passionate lover anyone would kill for. If you find him, keep him kn your life.
by Agroupofdingus December 06, 2022
The gayest man alive. He loves to fuck little kids and will suck dick for free. He has no bitches and loves dick. He loves to suck his own dick too.
“Look at that Eli P.”
by Satanslittlepplover September 16, 2022
by ELI_ppman May 08, 2022