The Key for an Aston Martin
by A S N December 24, 2008

Yo bitch I gotta go pre-board with my emotional support animal. See you in an hour when you finally get on the plane.
by Premedmachine May 2, 2018

An Emotional Tissue Box is someone you can come to, to talk about your feelings and emotions. They are there for you, and they are like a tissue box because they quell your tears.
To show how someone is such a good tissue box, call them by a really nice tissue box brand name, like Puffs Plus.
To show how someone is such a good tissue box, call them by a really nice tissue box brand name, like Puffs Plus.
Jonny Waffle: Avery, you dah best.
Avery: I'm here for you man.
Jonny Waffle: You're like Puffs Plus, you Emotional Tissue Box.
Avery: <3
Avery: I'm here for you man.
Jonny Waffle: You're like Puffs Plus, you Emotional Tissue Box.
Avery: <3
by Jonny Waffle July 14, 2011

Emotional Intelligence is the ability to identify emotions (in both yourself and others), to recognize the powerful effects of those emotions, and to use that information to inform and guide behavior!
Can't fight but I did a Emotional bomb on you the other day you couldn't talk. And still saved your ass pussy put you in your place!
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd October 10, 2019

An large vehicle, usually a pickup truck, with modifications to make it appear larger, taller, and more aggressive, and more "off-road capable" (but not used off-road).
If you were thinking about questioning Chad's masculinity, take one look at his new $90k Emotional Support Vehicle and put that thought out of your head.
by tweiz August 21, 2023

I try to express my brain emotions. Usually the man then marries the woman! In my case the man usually “tests” “embarrasses” “screams” & then when I get over him buddha continue smelling and analyzing the feelings they killed when I was ignored!
by TheBlueLeo April 20, 2019

Acronym D.E.D., noun,adjective, verb, adverb: self sympathetic, individual or group, negative outlook on life, pathetic perception of the past, present and future, mental disorder, noncreative, nonproductive thinking.
I can never get anywhere in life because of those crooked politicians running the government. This is an example of dysfunctional emotional drama.
by Ron Leddy August 22, 2011
