dick

look in the mirror
you're a dick

insert your name here is a dick

by ireawq January 5, 2019

Dick

A male reproductive organ

The thing sitting between your legs dumbass

I got a dick between my legs bro
hey, me too!

by Megavirgin November 12, 2018

Dick

A boys penis and he sticks it up a girl vagina to make a baby and have sex

To you want to touch my dick

Yes.

by Liyah51 May 29, 2018

Dick

1 A word relating to a male part, the penis

2 that guy you probably hate.

3 Something you'll never get

1, Jessie: Oh man i'm totally getting some dick tonight!

2, Max: Damn, Jared is such a dick

Larry: I know right, the biggest dick in the world

3, your life is sad.

by The big ol truth, sorry bucko January 28, 2019

Dick

1. Something you do not have.
2. Nonexistent.
3. Appears not to be there.

You: Wanna see my dick?
Girl: it doesn't exist.

by Hailioli October 8, 2017

Dick

A Logan paul

An dick is a douche

by Fatcatsaregroopeys November 9, 2018

dick

A standard unit of measure for practically anything.

It costs 5 dicks in the store. (price) It was 4 dicks long (measurement).

"How do you get to main st?" "It's 3 dicks south and 4 dicks to the east and you'll see it right on the left". (directions)

by dickbeem October 23, 2017