Creepy crusty dusty old man

Do you know that creepy uncle? Him!

You: You know Uncle Gary?
Sister: He's so weird!

You: You know Uncle Gary?
Sister: He's so weird! Such a creepy crusty dusty old man!!

by Human_person123 December 15, 2021

my_dads_crusty_feet

a very cool tiktoker who posts southpark content

very cool

person 1: woah is that my_dads_crusty_feet

person 2: woah their so cool i love my_dads_crusty_feet

by vicchaos May 17, 2022

crusty

a tramp or a homeless person(hobo)

urgh, look at that crusty going through the bins

by sally-jane August 25, 2005

crusty bloody clown frown

Waking up to find the dried residue of going down on a bitch from the night before, while on her period. Usually uniformed it was her rag time.

Man, I almost puked Sunday morning. When I woke up, the skin around my mouth was dry as fuck! I looked in the bathroom mirror and seen that my wife gave me a crusty bloody clown frown!

by laydo November 16, 2006

crusty

One who resides in the state of Pennsylvania and smokes a lot of marijuana.

it can also be used as a verb "getting crusty"

Hey man, wanna get crusty today?

Hell yeah, you got your bong?

by i bet youre a whore January 29, 2009

Crusty Cunt

A cunt that is crusty, has mold or mildue on it.

OMFG, She has a crusty cunt!

by Aaron Joeseph June 11, 2003

crusty cody

when a guy gizzes on another person then leaves it there to dry then licks it off

That guy just gave him a crusty cody.

by your mom May 22, 2003