Couple

People who cuddle and shit

Person 1: "No we're just friends, but we still cuddle and shit"

Person 2: "Oh so you're a couple?"

by verysmartperson59584 October 2, 2021

squadron couple

When two people in your squadron start dating.

Always be on a lookout for updates on that relationship because it NEVER works out :)

Sgt Dang: hey what’s with our squadron couple?
FSgt Blong: didn’t you hear? They already broke up last week.
Sgt Dang: it’s been three weeks…

by qoqosqueeze June 27, 2021

best couples ever

The best couples in the world is Malthe + Lærke Morten + Maja Lucas + Juliane or if your name starts with the letters H + K R + L A + M

guy 1 to malthe - hay whose your girlfreind

malthe to guy 1 - its Lærke she is cute
guy 1 to malthe - nice your the best couples ever

by patric-and-spongebob November 4, 2019

soft couple

A couple who are all about cuddling and kissing, nothing more. Often called a boring couple.

P1: OMG Jenny and James are together
P2: What kinda couple though?
P3: A soft couple but i'm sure that they'll turn into more.

by WhyWouldMyNameBeVital? March 20, 2017

shark couple goals

When a couple mimics the behavior of sharks with each other. Examples can be at the end of a long day when they are sleepy and play the sleep shark. Where when they want to surprise someone and play the surprise shark.

Look at them, that's shark couple goals

by surprise shark October 19, 2024

Couple a scrubs

Absolute gods when it comes to welding probably is the type of men that everyone thinks of when the imagine a higher power they are cobras honeybadgers the human version of a fighter jet.

Homo 1 who are those guys?

Homo 2 idk probably a couple a scrubs

Homo 1 dang I’m barely soaked

by Bigdickdillion February 18, 2021

Couple Goals

Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the III and Astrid Hofferson. They are the epitome of couple goals.

I dunno what to use as an example for this, they're just couple goals, it's true.

by helloiamailec April 3, 2024