To ask someone to have Intercourse in a disgusting or secret way, usually used in a sadistic manner.
by digbickrandy October 22, 2023
Work in a corporate setting everyone has to be nice, when really can’t stand someone. If an issue comes up, people are nice about it, but will get angry and complain to a supervisor. Demanding a request using nice words. Like Minnesota or Texas nice, but in a corporation.
I thought he was fine when I told him a conference room was not available. He complained to my supervisor. He was being corporate-nice.
If you could work on Saturday, that would be great. Demanding to work on Saturday or will be consequences. Supervisor was being corporate nice.
If you could work on Saturday, that would be great. Demanding to work on Saturday or will be consequences. Supervisor was being corporate nice.
by surfangel March 20, 2018
A fictitious rank for someone who believes that they are a genius military leader (or at least more competent than their actual military leaders), due specifically to their lower-level military experience.
Typically found among former soldiers who end up in positions of authority, and believe that their being in the army once, and being from the rank and file and not an officer, makes them more qualified to make big decisions than actual officers, despite said officers potentially having made such big decisions for many years, but who were obviously out of touch because they'd started their careers as officers and had spent most of their time behind desks.
Similar to the armchair general, but with the caveat of even the tiniest amount of military service instantly making them more qualified than other armchair generals.
Typically found among former soldiers who end up in positions of authority, and believe that their being in the army once, and being from the rank and file and not an officer, makes them more qualified to make big decisions than actual officers, despite said officers potentially having made such big decisions for many years, but who were obviously out of touch because they'd started their careers as officers and had spent most of their time behind desks.
Similar to the armchair general, but with the caveat of even the tiniest amount of military service instantly making them more qualified than other armchair generals.
"And so Hitler the Corporal-General, remembering his time as a corporal in the trenches of the Western Front, declared that putting more resources into producing flamethrowers would win the war, much to the chagrin of his generals, who had instead been trying to get him to allocate more divisions to repel the allied invasion of Sicily."
by Dr Mg October 14, 2022
Corporate bulimia is when companies grow uncontrollably then inevitably layoff people when they miss their growth forecasts. They "binge" via aggressive hiring, acquisitions and mergers, only to then "purge" via planned and unplanned mass layoffs. Results in a perpetually demoralized, depressed and anxious staff of survivors who then repeat the process until eventually the company goes bankrupt or is sold for parts. Rarely a company actually survives this cycle, thereafter attempting to appear healthy to outsiders while employees continue to suffer in silence. The term is an analogy comparing the neurotic growth of companies to the devastating illness bulimia nervosa, an eating disorder. All-too-often found in vainglorious Silicon Valley growth-focused companies.
"Another ten thousand wage slave layoffs were announced today in the latest rounds of corporate bulimia."
by GarethBeaumains August 15, 2023
A slick, savvy individual who possesses the cunning and prowess to navigate the cutthroat world of business. The deadliest tool in the boardroom arsenal.
"Hey, did you hear about Sam? He is like a mad dog off the leash."
"Yeah, I did. I heard he's a corporate weapon."
"Yeah, I did. I heard he's a corporate weapon."
by TheKillerFish March 25, 2024
An individual with the work ethic of a warrior in battle. Increases stakeholder value and decreases downtime. Productivity skyrockets and fluctuates time to time. A corporate warrior is defined as a highly valuable asset to a company but highly underpaid in most cases due to many factors but some can make big bucks sticking to it long term or having specific qualifications to begin with.
by Unevenly_balanced May 26, 2024
1. (Verb) To systematically ruin a perfectly good workplace over the course of several years. Enacting pointless and counterproductive policies in order to save face and money though they make a shit-ton. The "blood from a stone" mentality.
2. To fuck everyone over for nothing other than pure greed.
2. To fuck everyone over for nothing other than pure greed.
"Publix cancelled non-management bonuses and stopped giving overtime among other things. Now greedy upper management reaps all the rewards, talk about pulling a corporate."
by SeetheAndDilate January 16, 2022