Corporate Eiffel Tower

Noun and verb.

When both your manager and client fuck you over at the same time.

They’re Eiffel Towering you, like the sex position in a threesome, but not in the good way.

Ex. Manager assigns last minute work and client hasn’t sent over what you asked for two weeks ago

Just got corporate Eiffel Towered, fml.

by corporate brand whore October 30, 2023

The Walt Disney Corporation

A money-hungry corporation that stopped making good original content years ago and almost exclusively makes shitty live-action remakes of the movies from their glory days, with the exception of a few poorly written sequels of the few tolerable movies they’ve created in the past ten years.

“The Walt Disney Corporation sucks”

by Peruki November 16, 2023

Streamyard Bombing and Trolling Corporation

The Streamyard Bombing and Trolling Corporation is a group of trolls who zoombomb Streams, their name derives from the online platform Streamyard but they also target google meets, zooms, and ReStreams. It was founded on 7-14-2023 by RossoTX.

The Streamyard Bombing and Trolling Corporation bombed my stream!!!

by therandomguy039 December 27, 2023

Corporate - Cuck

Someone who used to be underground but now takes orders for the money.

Wow, that guy used to be underground and cool. Now he's a Corporate - Cuck just to get money.

by vhhm January 24, 2024

nova corporation

a roblox roleplay group based on breaking every rule set by the Regulations Department

the nova corporation is 1000% better than anything creepysins can shit out

by Idiocity January 29, 2024

World Habitants' Authority and Trust Corporation (WHAT Corp.)

A fictitious secret government organization that controls: media, politics, economy, healthcare, and more in the Carlos Lerma universe.

The World Habitants' Authority and Trust Corporation (WHAT Corp.) took Logan Wright in to bargain silence after he found the cure for cancer.

by swtffdua April 6, 2023

corporate rape

This is when a corporation screws you over really badly and your only option is litigation. The cost of legal representation for litigation is tens of thousands of dollars. Therefore, it is almost impossible to find an attorney to represent you if your damages are less than tens of thousands of dollars. Corporations simply use general liability insurance if they are sued. There is no equivalent if you are the plaintiff, which is a very annoying constitutional violation.

I am a victim of corporate rape from xyz corporation, who screwed me over so badly and they spend so much money on attorneys, however, I cannot afford legal representation.

by Pewpewpewrainbows April 19, 2023