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chloe

Person 1: hey whos the dwarf
person 2: thats chloe
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chloe

ugly fatass bitch that takes photos of people. probably has type 2 diabetes. she is eddie munson’s #1 fan she even got his haircut. she looks like where waldo and probably has lice. she sucks at art and everything else.
other: omg you see that girl that has eddie’s haircut? she looks nothing like him she’s so ugly
me: she’s probably a chloe. stay away from her or her stink will kill you
by stevehater1000 July 26, 2023
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chloe

a person who is still stuck in 2019 and is very confused all the time, stuck on their phone, and wants to become an evil mastermind
chloe is stuck watching British bake-off
by clozone November 24, 2021
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CHLOE

A weird girl who is very fun to hang around and to talk to. She is insecure about herself and is very shy around new people but with her friends she is very funny and outgoing. She is not like most girls as in she’s is not full of herself and she likes to have the craic.
Omg how come all Chloe’s are funny
by Eoghan December 17, 2017
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chloe

a very dumb girl who thinks they are bad and needs to know her place. often looks like a crackhead and smokes 40 fags a day
oi chloe you melt
by darkestdonalive September 13, 2020
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chloe

person: look it’s chloe
other person: run
by poopiewoops August 27, 2019
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CHLOE

THE FUCKING FATTEST BITCH IN THE WORLD! she is so fat that when god looked down upon man he saw chloe and sent a legion of angels to destroy her, but she sat on them and they got sent to hell. and those who survived got eaten by her.

also the ussr classafied her as a weapon of mass destruction, and they sent a missle at her to kill her, but it bounced off and hit america.

she is so big that google sent a satilite to orbit her, and 4 years later they created google chloe.
person one: its a beautiful day outside
(earthquake occurs)
person two: ahh what was that
person one: im not sure
(a person bigger than mount everest steps into veiw)
person two: ahhhh its chloe
by anti chloe movement March 11, 2019
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