Canadian Vacuum

A Canadian Vaccum is when a fat girl bunches up her vagina into a large clump and stuffs it into a skinny man's anus, thus creating an airtight seal. Upon extraction of the clump, this acts a vacuum, pulling out any treasures kept inside the anus.

"Oh man, I can barely walk today; Carla gave me a Canadian Vacuum last night!"

by Robbie_667 August 3, 2023

Canadian Moment

When your canadian friend does or says something unusual or surprising

Canadian: They are so lesbians.
Intellectual: Bruh they're sisters, what is wrong with you!? Canadian Moment.

by sedrfghjkloiuyghjbk December 10, 2020

Canadian Smile

When the weather is freezing cold in Canada and a Canadian breathes through clenched teeth to try and make the air breathable. This gives the appearance of a smile. Canadians can relate.

It was about -30 degrees the other day, you could see Canadian smiles all around.

by Fireflag November 15, 2020

Canadian snowshake

The act of ejaculating in your hand and then shaking. Their hand without cleaning.it

I gave that gentlemen a Canadian Snowshake when I met him

by Ric Spade November 6, 2020

canadian honky

A wild micky, can be found in Canada where sunset is to damn late. Can often be seen eating passta, and will call you a potato hater.

The Canadian honky is out during the day eating potato’s, and passta while washing it down with monster energy drinks.

by Triforce hero 91 June 19, 2022

Canadian Shower

Using a wet napkin to freshen up the male genitals prior to sex.

Erik Everhard took a Canadian shower prior to sex with Nikita Denise.

by Paul The Punter May 5, 2022

Canadian Surprise

A Canadian Surprise is when during sex with a partner, you manager to swap out the bottle of standard lubricant with a bottle of 100% pure maple syrup, and when you cum you shout "GOES DOWN SMOOTH, DONTCHA KNOW!?"

"Steve and I were going steady and having a lot of fun in bedroom until he pulled the Canadian Surprise on me. I can't date a Snow Mexican sympathizer, you know?"

by Wurzzag September 2, 2021