Canada's History

When multiple parties in an orgy end up with multiple digits in the wrong orifices.

That orgy went so bad last night...totally Canada's History

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The act of filling the Stanley Cup with maple syrup while wearing moose and doing some chick. You must then chug the maple syrup before ejaculating.

"Did you see that guy doing Canada's history?"

"Yeah, he only succeeded because of his thick dick sucking lips."

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The act through which Stephen Colbert pwns the crappy studio apartment above America.

Holy crap! You just Canada's History -ed those socialists! Nailed 'em!

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Canada's history

The act of wearing moose antlers while drinking maple syrup from the stanley cup and getting fucked in the ass.

Me and my girlfriend made canada's history last night.

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Canada's history? There's a such thing?!?

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Sexual act involving moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley cup.

"She refused to do Canada's history with me"
"Bitch"

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The act of having a moose lick one's genitals.

I went to Montreal after hearing about Canada's History

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