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CounterClock Killas

A prank gang/fighting gang from Zanesville, Ohio which evovled from around 4 members to 60 in the matter of weeks.
Yo dawg, the CounterClock Killas just pissed on my face.
by Jayson Cornell April 22, 2005
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counter strike

a game that kids 11-20 waste their time for hours on. ive played it, u always die in 30 seconds, even when your really good. consumes kids lives, kills social lives, and makes you say things like lan, and lol in real life. also makes you talk about the guns they have in the game to people who dont care in real life.

if you play counterstrike more than 1 hour a day, you are over 20, and your not getting paid for it, kill yourself
this is bob...bob is a counter strike fan...bob plays 8 hours a day...bob is 29 years old...bob has his own apartment, but no job...bob gets satifaction by beating 14 year olds in counterstrike...

(bob is based on multiple people i know)
by alright July 9, 2006
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Counter-Strike

Counter Strike is a Half Life modification Created by Valve sytems. It is and extremely popular fps considered the standard fps for all competitions, fps standing for First Person Shooter. Unfortunately, this tipe of online game has become overcrowded with people from 8 to 14 year olds, mostly males, extremely unmature, who, due to tehir inexpertise, intend on speaking in decoded language or 1337 5p34k. (Leet Speak) Level of skill tends to range in age and country. as an experienced player with a maximum ratio of k:50 and d:12, i have experienced online matches with people from america, and i must add, the usual bashing of "N00bs", and "H4x0rs", tends to occur with people of average skill. Also, the Non-Steam version of this game has become extremely popular due to its easy playability. remember, third world country students are MUCH better than americans of any age and therefore we are usually deemed h4x0rs.
in Counter-Strike 1.6 source or over:
Advanced player(age 15 or over): Hmm, seems i gave you a headshot. better luck next time
Average 10yearold: OMG! WTF H4X0R!
-erh?
-you are teh banned! i r teh g8test!
by Shinobi///Omega March 27, 2009
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counterstrike

the ultimate nerd game.
they fill up urbandictionary with stupidass shit and say stuff like "i pwn n00bz" a lot. they have no life and no idea how to interact socially, so they spend all their time playing computer games
counterstrike player: i pwn the n00bz!!!
everyone else: go kill yourself.
by hot slut July 29, 2005
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CounterCock

The act of a male pressing against a counter, which is of course at a strategic height so as to pronounce his penile unit through his pants, preferably sweat pants or other drapey garment. (i.e. athletic shorts, acrylic, nylon, etc.)
Oh my god, Emily, did you see that last custie? He had CounterCock for DAYS! You KNOW he was smuggling a venti down there!!!
by SoftLaunchingMissiles August 5, 2009
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counterfeit chris

Similar to a john doe, a counterfit chris is a person who typically counterfeits small bills and spens them at convienent stores or fast food resturaunt.
Cop- I dont know we have a Counterfeit Chris running around town spending all this fake money we have to find out where its coming from.
by Mr Shipsey Johnson September 25, 2009
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counterintuit

verb. to go against an intuition or the direct perception of truth.
The concept of generational natural adaptation counterintuits everything he had learned about evolution.
by zombilicious May 8, 2010
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