manhattan breakfast

The act of putting on a hat immediately after waking up

Dan: Jesus Christ John! Put some ducking clothes on!

John: Sorry dude, Manhattan breakfast.

by JayDubbayoo September 21, 2016

wet breakfast

Usually muesli or cereal served in a bowl with milk or some appropriate substitute.

No toast for me thank you, I fancy a wet breakfast this morning.

by erkod March 5, 2017

Greek Breakfast

When 11 internet friends gather in Athens and mix in each others junk juice in a rooftop hot tub

Hey Faye! Did you wash off your Greek Breakfast from last night?

by Faye the Woz Nee AK47 June 3, 2017

Surgeon General's Breakfast

An entire bottle of NyQuil followed by a pack of Lucky Strikes and choice of heavy machinery.

Don't park your car there because Steve had the Surgeon General's Breakfast this morning.

by krtbnsn May 28, 2010

Eagle's Breakfast

A shit and a look around.

Camper 1 (in tent): "Phil, you up?"

Camper 2 (outside tent): "Yup. Having an eagle's breakfast."

by greenycrimson March 10, 2013

midnight breakfast

to eat any type of breakfast food out of the asshole of your partner while they sleep

"I was bored, so I took the liberty of ordering a midnight breakfast from Susan in bed last night."

by Greg T. T. January 8, 2008

english breakfast

When one wakes up their partner by tea bagging them

Jenny was surprised to find that Rod had woken her up by serving her an English Breakfast.

by British Gentleman January 21, 2008