bereavement banging

Bereavement banging is the act of engaging in sex after the death of a loved one to help ease the pain of grief. Sex feels great and this counteracts the feeling of sadness giving an individual a quick fix and break from reality.

"What's the noise upstairs?"
" Oh that's Latoya and Jemaul bereavement banging upstairs."
"Niceeeee"

Or

"You feeling sad bro?"
"Yeah man"
"Yo go engage in some bereavement banging dude, how about that girl?"
"Brb"

by Avasavalot September 4, 2013

bling bang

Contrary to the first dumbass definition listed here, the term "bling bang" used by Leonardo DiCaprio's character in the movie "Blood Diamond" doesn't refer to a more valuable version of bling bling (idiot!). When he says "You know, in America it's bling bling, but over here it's bling bang" he is referring to the fact that, in America, diamonds are all about fancy jewelry and looking good, but in Africa diamonds are deadly, and could very well get you shot (hence the "bang").

"You know, in America it's bling bling, but over here it's bling bang." - Danny Archer in Blood Diamond

by ryanweaver December 13, 2006

bang scale

a 1-10 rating system for women, however they are given handicap points based on the assumption they will sleep with you that night. Other features are considered, differing from the typical 1-10 scale, like: would she be good in bed? how hot is her body? etc. A typical 1-10 scale generally only puts things like - face and body into account.
Well that girl over there is only a 6, but with those dance moves, she's definitely a 10 on the bang scale.

Well that girl over there is only a 6, but with those dance moves, she's definitely a 10 on the bang scale.

by Mister Meaner March 18, 2010

Bag it and bang it

Where someone has a great body but an ugly face so you put a bag over their face and bang it.

Bad hoe
ugly doe
bag it and bang it

"Yo look at dat ass"
"Yeah but that face you nasty..."
"Ill just bag it and bang it!"

by BossManD December 14, 2012

Band Bang

When all of a bands members, (most likely of the death metal genre) picks one female to violently fuck all at once. She ends up dying at the end but oh well.

Dude my bandmates and I totally fucked the shit out of this one girl, all at the same time! It was a huge Band Bang!

by IsnideOvHell December 15, 2011

Gollum Banging

Having sex with a shockingly ugly man in the hope that he will buy you a ring.

Sure, when I gave Danny a handjob, I knew I was Gollum banging, but hell, I'm 32 years old and didn't want to die alone.

by The Wizzard of Odd February 23, 2011

super banged

a feeling of complete hopelessness. when you are so "banged out" that even the mere thought of your every desire is depressing. when you can't even get off the sofa to change the television channel after you accidently left the remote control in the fridge. commonly associated with being stoned or hung over. largely known to affect people with the name benjamin.

"want to hang out?" "i can't. i am super banged right now."

by solid g August 4, 2010