Alexander is the kind of guy that you should never let go of. He goes above and beyond for the people he cares about, always prioritising and putting others before himself (which he should work on). Many people see him as annoying, but he's simply misunderstood. Once you get to know Alexander, you'll fall for him. You'll fall for his humour, his kindness, his empathy, his understanding, patience, and looks. He's attractive not only in his looks but in his mind, too. If you have an Alexander in your life, never let him go, he's worth everything and more. He feels sunshine on a Sunday afternoon and a rollercoaster at the same time; he is all the colours in one, at full brightness.
Person 1: Hey, who was the guy on your recent post?
Person 2: That's Alexander, he's an unexplainable phenomenon and the most handsome and amazing person I've ever met!
Person 1: That's amazing! Hold onto him and keep him close, if you won't, I will!
Person 2: That's Alexander, he's an unexplainable phenomenon and the most handsome and amazing person I've ever met!
Person 1: That's amazing! Hold onto him and keep him close, if you won't, I will!
by jamesnotbond November 22, 2021
Get the Alexandermug. "I need to get railed by Alexander!!"
by Mommy Milker 101 June 22, 2021
Get the Alexandermug. <Rest`~`n`~`Peace`~`>Angel Jose Robles', Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak And Joseph Alexander Martinez' Mother's Offspring Are Brenda Ramos And Stephanie Beatriz Bischoff<Rest`~`n`~`Peace`~`>
<Rest`~`n`~`Peace`~`>Angel Jose Robles', Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak And Joseph Alexander Martinez' Mother's Offspring Are Brenda Ramos And Stephanie Beatriz Bischoff<Rest`~`n`~`Peace`~`>
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 26, 2025
Get the <Rest`~`n`~`Peace`~`>Angel Jose Robles', Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak And Joseph Alexander Martinez' Mother's Offspring Are Brenda Ramos And Stephanie Beatriz Bischoff<Rest`~`n`~`Peace`~`>mug. A skinny gamer dude who is a lazy start up entrepreneur. He talks about getting the big life, but he doesn’t really do anything about it. Has enormous hands that can send your body riveting, but he’s very out of touch with his emotions. Still holds onto his mother figure, despite of how unhealthy she and him are. When he loves you, prepare to feel like a Princess. When he hates you, prepare to feel like his mother.
Alexander
by Lou0210 August 7, 2022
Get the Alexandermug. <.7.9.7.6> <Angel Jose Robles> La Mama De Janae <&>AND<&> Joseph Alexander Martinez Aresesisa Tanna<.7.97.6.>
<.7.9.7.6> <Angel Jose Robles> La Mama De Janae <&>AND<&> Joseph Alexander Martinez Aresesisa Tanna<.7.97.6.>
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 29, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6> <Angel Jose Robles> La Mama De Janae <&>AND<&> Joseph Alexander Martinez Aresesisa Tanna<.7.97.6.>mug. Alex. Literally the most amazing man I have ever met. He cares for me more than myself, makes me happy even when I am in the worst place and breaking down. I am so happy that I met him and appreciate him more than he knows. He is so SO sexy. Not only does he make me feel so beautiful and special every single day, I also look up to him. He wants to better himself everyday and always takes action to become a better version of himself (and the current version is already perfect in every single way).
by Sushirocks833728921 April 13, 2021
Get the Alexandermug. Dementia of a 93 year old at 18, professional Linda Manor resident, also Leo major is his great uncle or something like that. Loves to leave class for 10 minutes every day for a "special somebody "- Josh DeSimone. Number one Celtics enthusiast. Loves all red soccer teams (only Arsenal, Manchester United, Liverpool). Very mysterious (could be due to the dementia). Masterful at 0.5 photos.
Alex Major is angry at Billy for yelling at him for throwing mayo in the lunchroom. He is for real pulling an Alexander John Major.
by Jorge(Pronounced George) December 15, 2023
Get the Alexander John Majormug.