Lockdown legs

A buildup of body fat, particularly in the leg area, caused as a result of adhering to pandemic lockdown restrictions.

Steve: Hey Brad, seen Suzie since the restrictions started?
Brad: No, why?
Steve: Well try not to do a double take when you see her - serious case of lockdown legs.
Brad: I hear ya bro.

by kidchameleon May 27, 2020

Leg War

Similiar to an Armrest War,leg wars occur on buses or planes, in which 2 or more people are battling for comfortable leg space.

Shit man i was on the bus next ot this 500 pound fagget..and he was totally proposing leg war..so i stretched out my legz and got comfortable..but he was having none of it..the leg war went on for the entire bus ride

by The Fighting Irish January 20, 2010

white legs

Cuming on your legs just befor you have sex

Ethan got white legs when he saw leonie naked

by Whire legs December 13, 2015

pork legs

When someone wears jeans/trousers etc that are far too tight, their legs look like sausages being squashed into their skins!!

"I need the next size up, these jeans give me pork legs"

"haha, look at her pork legs"

by x-Emz-x January 24, 2008

Leg meats

A women’s vagina.

Damn it’s hot outside. I gotta go wash my leg meats.

by PDKT August 17, 2023

Long legged

When used to describe someone, it would mean liar, wrong, or ignorant.
When used as an expression it means calling something BS.

The longer or bigger the lie or expression the longer the leg.

"That is some long legged bullshit ma'am."
Person: "You're cute."
Girl: "Leg."

by _User_not_found_ November 16, 2020

Throne Legs

After sitting on the toilet for an extended period of time where your lags fall asleep.

Dude,I had the shits so bad I got throne legs and couldn't stand up.

by MJT2112 February 25, 2009