jan size

something that is very small

taylor: look at this very small carrot
reilly: omg it’s jan size
tiana: haha it’s jan size

by nomms March 7, 2019

Jan

A man who says "godmorgen" in a very specific way. He also does not remember your name.

Jan: GODmorgen
broelleelever: Well that's our Jan

by broelle18/19 May 2, 2020

Jan

wonderful personality.

does what he wants

child: "you cant do that!"
Jan: "do what i want"

by acesaxolotl February 14, 2022

Jans

A charming guy with a big heart for children's TV shows. An absolute sweetheart though he finds it very difficult to admit his love to others. Nobody shits like him! He has a great affinity for cultures and languages which makes him incredibly open and suits his broad mindset.

If you meet Jans, you will have endless fun with his childlike humour and choice of words.

A: "Yesterday I met Jans and we had fries on pizza!"
B: "Is Jans the guy who loves dogs more than he loves his life?"
A: "Yes exactly and he literally mentioned nothing as often as that!"

by kakakolumna July 15, 2021

Jan

Jan is the most gorgeous person ever. She was on season 12 of Rupauls drag race and should have won, but Rupaul didn’t acknowledge her talents. Jan is so beautiful and kind and will always put a smile on your face. Go followed her Instagram @janjanjan

“Oh wow that person is so gorgeous beautiful and kind”
“Oh really? They must be like Jan”

by Ihatefatuglywhales November 14, 2020

jan dale

Jan dale is a guy with no morals. a total rat bag with low self esteem.

often found masturbating in public, jan dale is the kind of guy you want on your side. hes also like a raccoon

get out of my trash jan dale! theres no food in there! go on! scoot! get out of here

by the goldfish88779 November 10, 2014

Kremen Jan

Also known as kremen Jan, its a very rate species of stone

Its a fucking stone. Commonly used in a scenario where one sees a stone. Example:

A: Oh look a stone!
B: Oh my fucking god! Its a kremen jan???
A: Holy shit ur right dude
B: Ok
A: Ok
C: Ok

by LmaoMan123HaHa November 21, 2021