Birthday God

The God who comes around once a year, staying as long as he wants, to make your Birthday or Birthday Week bomb as fuck by giving you random perks.

Omg the cashier at tacobell just gave me my whole meal for free. Thank you birthday god!

It hasn't rained for my whole birthday week in SEATTLE, Birthday God must love me.

I must have been extra good this year because Birthday God just got me a free Hot Air Balloon ride tomorrow morning

My religion is the Birthday God.

by Aquamarineee September 8, 2012

birthday beatings

The one time of year people who both love and hate you have an excuse to hit you. Typically undertaken by males within the periods of primary school to college.

Did you hear it's Brookeys birthday today? Time to give him some birthday beatings!

by EclipsedHakuren October 9, 2016

The Birthday Surge

When it's your birthday and your facebook page gets flooded with "Happy Birthday" wishes.

Guy 1 - Dude, did you see my wall yesterday?
Guy 2 - It was your birthday right?
Guy 1 - Yeah!
Guy 2 - Ahh yes. The birthday surge.

by Spaceman Sobchak December 15, 2011

birthday shower

Those 3 hours every July 27th when Jonesy calls all his boys with the hopes of being showered with birthday wishes

Did you write on Chris' wall for his bday? Nope, I'm sure I'll be part of his birthday shower

by Csulls3 August 27, 2015

Birthday Punches

"The Birthday Punches" in Scotland, a birthday torment common in countries such as the UK, Ireland, Canada, and India, involves the friends and family of the person whose birthday it is taking him or her by the arms and legs, and "punching" him/her up into the air and down onto the floor. The number of "punches" given equals the age of the person in years plus one "for luck". These punches are transferable and are expired in one week from his/her birthday.

"Yo, it's David Pee's birthday, let's go violate him and give him birthday punches" - Jay Pong
"DAVID MY CHIGGA COME HERE" - Matt Pho

by JayPubeInDavidMouth May 27, 2018

Birthday Toastie

A sexual act performed near climax in which the male pulls out and ejaculates on the woman's back, after which a piece of toast is placed on the soiled back and the male exclaims "Happy Birthday!" and punches the woman in the back of the head, thus knocking her out.

Anthony never kept a girl friend very long because of his propensity for giving them Birthday Toasties on third dates.

by recallwin March 14, 2010

Birthday Candling

Having sex loudly while your parents and sister are in the room next door.

Omg mum i think simon is birthday candling next door.

by kitkat93 December 13, 2010