Confederate Nut Cracker

A person who comes up from behind and kicks you in the balls, drops you to your knees and then allows you to get back up

Watch this, I'm going to give this guy a Confederate Nut Cracker!

by Lothar January 13, 2018

nut topper

A nut topper is a long phallus or fleshy object that rests above the male nut sack. Often British English speaking gents will use this noun while at the country club or Queen's quarters to not sound so rough or harsh.

Sentence: "James, would you stop staring at my lengthy nut topper and get me a freaking towel!"

William: "James, would you stop staring at my lengthy nut topper and get me a freaking towel!"

James: "Willy, your nut topper is eerily disguised by the ridiculous size of your sack of nuts. Here is a towel. Now get yourself presentable, the Queen is almost here".

by Sir Brains McGains February 5, 2014

ass nut

Ass nut is when you put both your balls in a woman's vagina while putting your dick in the woman's anus

Me and Tim Tim are go one do ass nut. You in ?

by Butt snack March 10, 2018

Cheerio nuts

A male who fails to have sexual intercourse due to a lack of charisma or sex appeal.

Look at this cheerio nuts ass nigga.

by Asraflock November 13, 2025

Joe Nuts

funny Joe mama joke haha

Person 1: are you ok
Person 2: just thinking about what happened to poor Joe
Person 1: who is Joe
Person 2: Joe Nuts
Person 1: I am going to hurt you severely

by hello hi hello August 6, 2024

wall nut

When a male masturbates for hours on end, his penis will heat up. this will make his semen warmer. because heat rises, if this person ejaculates and their semen is warm enough, the semen will travel farther than normal. if this semen hits the wall, it is called a 'wall nut.'

sorry mom I dont know how to get it out its my wall nut

by c1icken January 10, 2018

Electro nut

You insert live wires into hers and yours ass and when you make love it shocks the living fuck outa both of y’all

Wanna do the electro nut?

by 11111000001 December 9, 2019