Happy New Year

Its 2023 now. DONT WASTE ANY TIME OF IT.

Person 1: Happy New Year!
Person 2: Wait.. Its a new year

by Mia <3333 January 1, 2023

New York Times Bestseller

Literally every book that exists, used to exist, and will exist

X: This is book is the best!
The Book Yeah I’m something of a New York Times Bestseller myself

X: nvm every book is one

by KazakhstanMaliPeru July 25, 2023

New York Nutter Butter

The act of sticking your finger in your ass and pulling it out to find cum and nutty filled shit on your fingers. Then proceeding to stick them in your partners mouth

My dad gave me a raging new york nutter butter last night. or my grandmothers new york nutter butter taste the best

by DonkeyMcPunch July 1, 2024

BBC News

Cock-sucking professional lie spreaders.
It's basically the British version of CNN, which is still shitty.
See propaganda.

The professional idiot went down to his house to watch BBC news.
Idiot: "Oh yeah, Vladimir Putin totally railed Boe Jiden on the hallway!"

by The real Benjamin Earthmover December 8, 2024

new rick roll

A more up-to-date way to annoy friends on social networking sites. A "new rick roll" becomes especially necessary when no one even checks the links you post anymore, because you've already rick rolled all your friends multiple times.

Specific examples of the new rick roll can include but are not limited too: running a straight like on someone's page or pulling a status highjack.

Mike: What are you giggling about?
Sally: I just straight liked five people, its my new rick roll.

by sweetsarahbelle February 21, 2011

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by AddictOfWhilster February 27, 2025

I am new to urban dictionary

Oh really? You are? Nice. NOW GET READY TO BECOME ADDICTED TO IT.

"Hey Charlotte, Are you on urban dictionary?"
"Yeah. You?"
"I am new to urban dictionary"
"ARE YOU AN INFANT? WERE YOU JUST BORN? IF NO, THEN WHAT WERE YOU DOING TILL NOW?"
"I was wasting my life..."

by Cierra Allison March 5, 2022