Cat

Assassins paid by your father (in the Walmart dairy aisle) to murder you in your sleep using various weaponry, usually concealed knives surgically implanted in the hands

That damn cat, keeps on scra-

by Chrîs November 28, 2022

cat

is wet pasta on the side of the road

look! there is a cat on the road

by polveoer November 29, 2022

Putter cat

A women's pussy/Virginia

Your putter cat looks so nice

by cwenger November 29, 2022

Cat

A name

Cat has a hat the says Cat hehe

by ThePurpleGrape January 1, 2022

Cat

A little fucker WHO WONT STOP SCRATCHING ME, also very cute

tyrone: yo is that your cat?
sans: yea its a little fucker

by Skybluehoodie January 1, 2022

i ate a cat

he ate a cat

A: I ate a cat.
B: Bro what the fuck.

by spapaspap January 3, 2022

Cat

Assholes and bitches that we love for being cute, they are literally afraid of cucumbers and water. they are pieces of SHIT

At least the babies of cats are cuter than existence can handle

by IamVeryDum January 3, 2022