Alaskan head lock

When a naked female sits on the shoulders of a naked male and chokes him with her thighs as he jerks off, eventually causing him to pass out as he cums.

My buddy Ted almost died when his wife gave him the old Alaskan head lock the other night.

by DJslut123 June 22, 2023

skull head

A female who has no clue about anything

Ayo u rememba keysha? Yeah I rememba da smutt she's a skullhead, who aint beat dat

by D-Bangz June 24, 2005

Tac-Head

A person who can't eat one Tic-Tac without eating the entire box in one sitting.

An addict, afflicted by a terrible disease.

Chelsea: The orange ones just taste like candy, I think there's only 5 left.

Me: You're a freakin' Tac-Head. You have control issues. I want you to get help.

by m093210 May 25, 2010

metric head

when one recieves oral sex from another that weighs roughly a metric ton.

Guy 1: "He hooked up with that fat girl."
Guy 2: "Really? I bet he got himself some metric head."

by donthurtemhammer April 18, 2005

pineapple head

one who has a long face and chin and their hair grows straight up in the air mimicking the leaves of a pineapple

Go get a hair cut, you look like a pineapple head !!

by j9- ny November 5, 2008

meat head

mac backer for the raiders

o man that meat head stole my tackle!!!

by the centerizer October 14, 2008

tinder headed

When you go on a tinder date wit a black chick and she braids your hair but that shit hurts.

"Yo you go on that tinder date?"
"Yeah man. But I found out I'm tinder headed."

by vitamink12 June 27, 2016