Food blues

The condition you get when you eat greasy/oily food and feel like coughing because of all the grease/oil in your throat

Don't worry, I'm not sick, I just ate some good pizza and got the food blues

by Willgheminass November 2, 2021

blue brows

When someone offers to do your brows--and I mean make your brows fap-ulous, like absolute FLEEK-- but then they either don't or they just make you wait. Your poor brows just got teased too hard and then they turn blue. Though not usually literally. Because that would, like, be weird.

Yeah Rylie said she was going to do the works on my brows since she's in aesthetician school, but then when I said I was ready she totally said "omg not right now". The tease like totally gave me blue brows.

by MyNippleFellOutAgain April 6, 2021

Blue balls December

Once it is december. U have to try and not get blue balls from porn or ass looking

Kid 1:Damn,her ass is fine
Kid 2:U know its blue balls December

Kid 1:Oh

by Jesus Perez is straight December 2, 2019

blue balls

blue balls doesn't like asma :/

blue balls : asma dont read smut it fucks up with ur brain now u read brb as boob

by anonymouspersonlol128278 October 19, 2021

Code Blue

Represents when someone defecates their pants badly and it’s green.

That was an abnormally large code blue, Chris

by Code blue October 20, 2022

Blue Gloved Santa

A Santa that forgets his gloves at the strip club, so he has to borrow an elf’s blue gloves.

We heard Santa exclaim as he flew out sight, “I left my gloves at the damn strip club last Friday night,” but Daniel the elf came tip toeing by and brought Santa a pair of his blue ones to try (blue gloved santa).

by DJTruth December 10, 2022

True Blue

The real god damn thing

Mate, he is a True Blue

by Worst Meanings On This Websit May 10, 2019