Bum cheese

Indicating how high you are or was

“I was bum cheese last night”

by jazz<3 February 20, 2024

cheese baldy

When you have a corn nut stuck up your butt the the only thing you can use to get it out is a wet fart

Person 1: ugh there is a corn nut stuck in my butt
Person 2: just wet fart it out it’s called a cheese baldy

by Dangerous golf ball June 9, 2021

Cheese

The most delicious substance ever created. Can also be used as glue if it hardens. Easily attracts rats if you want a side for your meal.

Can I have some cheese?

by Joemamalol January 20, 2023

cheese-miker

someone named Mike who has way too much cheese stored in their Car

Wow, Mike! You're such a cheese-miker!

by ballsackcheese900 December 9, 2021

cheese

The best substance in the whole world. The cheese is never ending, mozeralla is the best kind of cheese talk to the wall

idiot : cheese is not good
intecuall : cheese is the world's best creation!!!!

by lovecheesesomuch February 13, 2023

Grilled Cheese

When a man with an unwashed penis (dick cheese) has sex with a woman with a yeast infection (the bread).

Guy 1: Did you hear Josh and Becky had a hookup?
Guy 2: Gross. Sounds like an all-around Grilled Cheese.

by PsychoPiper October 15, 2020

Chopped cheese

It means that a person is extremely unnatractive.

Good lord that bitch is chopped cheese

by ermshit December 11, 2023