Real Life

A foreign and dangerous place. No gamer has ever experienced it.

Gamer 1: dude have you ever been to real life?

Gamer 2: dude stfu im tryna play minecraft

by Norma dorms on a borma March 13, 2020

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Jaws of Life

When you put your pointer finger, middle finger, and thumb inside a vagina and proceed to separate your thumb from the other two fingers, like the Jaws of Life.

The shocker just wasn’t doing it for Lisa anymore so I tried the Jaws of Life!

by expectations exceeded December 1, 2017

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Rabbit life

A helpless way of life.

The girl wanted everyone else to live like rabbits. She thought the rabbit life was best for them.

by Solid Mantis March 21, 2020

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Life

It's boring, get used to it.

I hate my life

by Yeatussmafeetuss February 13, 2019

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lodge life

The art of attending a ski trip with zero intention to ski. The whiskey, truffle, hot chocolate shuffle. The hot toddy warm body. Cabin dreamweaver

“Hey are you gonna hit the slopes today? Have an extra lift ticket”
“Nah, I’m about that lodge life today. Gonna stick a 30 rack in the snow and figure out how to start this hot tub”

by CSmoothWithTheWristBoy December 17, 2018

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