A bitter woman who has lost all emotion save man hating. Usually, this term applies to middle aged women full of resent and regret. Tragically, she has not gotten laid in years but probably needs a good dicking.
by DreamsOfOne June 25, 2014
Get the Cold Cunt (-ed Bitch)mug. by TirdyLannister September 26, 2013
Get the shit club of cheating cuntsmug. by DRAHNODES October 14, 2013
Get the Old Man Cunt Syndromemug. An idiotic, immature, egotistical git who likes to backstab her "best-friend". She also likes to have sexual intercourse with boys who are missing teeth. Then, she likes to run her mouth and talk complete nonsence when she knows that the person she's talking about could whoop her ass.
Ex.
The "best-friend": Wow. My best friend, who isn't even friends with my boyfriend, tried to ruin our relationship by telling him that I was going to cheat on him, when she knew for a face that I'd never do that.
Another friend: What a Toothless Banging Thunder Cunt.
The "best-friend": Wow. My best friend, who isn't even friends with my boyfriend, tried to ruin our relationship by telling him that I was going to cheat on him, when she knew for a face that I'd never do that.
Another friend: What a Toothless Banging Thunder Cunt.
by cahoonie b February 14, 2009
Get the Toothless Banging Thunder Cuntmug. Mikey: hey mom. Your looking beautiful today as usual.
Mom: well thank you mikey, and for that you get to stay up past 9:00 tonight.
Mikey: 9:00 that's it? Do you know how to raise kids bitch?
Mom: mikey!! You watch your mouth young man!! For that I'll send your ass to bed extra early!! NOW UPSTAIRS AND IN BED!!
Mikey: calm down mom, I was just "pulling your cunt hairs". Learn how to take a joke for shits sake.
Mom: oh hahaha!! You get your sense of humor from me.
Mom: well thank you mikey, and for that you get to stay up past 9:00 tonight.
Mikey: 9:00 that's it? Do you know how to raise kids bitch?
Mom: mikey!! You watch your mouth young man!! For that I'll send your ass to bed extra early!! NOW UPSTAIRS AND IN BED!!
Mikey: calm down mom, I was just "pulling your cunt hairs". Learn how to take a joke for shits sake.
Mom: oh hahaha!! You get your sense of humor from me.
by God in his humanlyist form September 30, 2012
Get the pulling your cunt hairsmug. Male version of Resting Bitch Face
Applies to all guys who look like an absolute miserable cunt without trying
Applies to all guys who look like an absolute miserable cunt without trying
by Jaznn Le January 31, 2018
Get the Resting cunt facemug. A narly snarly skunk smelling skunt/cum fueled/quieff smelling/greasy/repulsive/cum dumpster/disease ridden/2bit prick son of a bitch.
"Kachina is a fucking cum guzzling thunder cunt. i would kill her in her sleep"
"Mallory"now this bitch is the biggest cum guzzling thunder cunt i have ever meet she can die in a hole"
"Have you seen the new school slut? Oh yeah Derick that cum guzzling thunder cunt, I'm gonna scalp that mother fucker!"
"Mallory"now this bitch is the biggest cum guzzling thunder cunt i have ever meet she can die in a hole"
"Have you seen the new school slut? Oh yeah Derick that cum guzzling thunder cunt, I'm gonna scalp that mother fucker!"
by cumguzzlingthundercunt666 October 2, 2013
Get the cum guzzling thunder cuntmug.