"I heard R-Kelly pulled a John last week" "If you try to make me go back to rehab imma pull a John on all ya'll motherfuckers" "on god im Pulling a John this weekend"
by CouchCreamerVance October 6, 2025
Get the Pulling a John mug.Pizza made by papa John’s before the ceo was forced out for using a racial slur. With his departure went the drive to make quality food, and thus became another restaurant racing to the bottom for profit.
by Cat_Puke January 4, 2026
Get the N-word Papa John’s mug.Delicious pizza made when the founder of papa John’s was still in control. After the dropping of the word, he was booted from the company and they decided to make as much profit as possible by lowering their quality until they go out of business.
How they are still open to sell carpet is anybody’s guess.
How they are still open to sell carpet is anybody’s guess.
This taste like good old fashioned n-word papa John’s , remember when they were really good? Now it’s crappy pizza better profits.
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Get the N-word papa John’s mug.by WIlliam Penilecock January 2, 2023
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you: but did you know that john0512 got a 46 on mathcounts chapter?
john: :sob:
you: but did you know that john0512 got a 46 on mathcounts chapter?
john: :sob:
by incompleteusern October 9, 2023
Get the but did you know that john0512 got a 46 on mathcounts chapter? mug.A painful and elocutionarily debilitating medical condition originally identified among pederastic members of the Brothers Hospitallers of St. John of God, brought on by compulsive fellatio performed on unwilling minors.
A doctor's office in 1974...
Doctor: Well, Brother, what might the problem be today?
Patient: Humph-haugh-haugh-maugh-hinh.
Doctor: St. John's jaw again, is it? That's the third time this year, Brother. You really must give it a rest.
Patient: Rhaoum-haugh.
Doctor: Well, Brother, what might the problem be today?
Patient: Humph-haugh-haugh-maugh-hinh.
Doctor: St. John's jaw again, is it? That's the third time this year, Brother. You really must give it a rest.
Patient: Rhaoum-haugh.
by doonga November 7, 2013
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Stern, smart,educated, humorous and sarcastic.
Most are lawyers or successful business men.
Despite amazing success and wealth they heave a propensity to get pooped on randomly by birds flying above them...small mishaps are a guarantee!
Very misunderstood by significant others even though they always mean well.
Good fathers and providers for family
Fond of coin collecting.
Most love gambling.
Unique and eccentric and very COOL, period!
Stern, smart,educated, humorous and sarcastic.
Most are lawyers or successful business men.
Despite amazing success and wealth they heave a propensity to get pooped on randomly by birds flying above them...small mishaps are a guarantee!
Very misunderstood by significant others even though they always mean well.
Good fathers and providers for family
Fond of coin collecting.
Most love gambling.
Unique and eccentric and very COOL, period!
Did you see that lawyer on CNN who won that court case? He was pretty smart, but defiantly no L .John
That guy at the blackjack table is so L. John. Clever & usually wins!
If I needed someone to scare boys away from my teenage daughter, I would put on my L. John face! It scared me man. Back in the day....
That guy at the blackjack table is so L. John. Clever & usually wins!
If I needed someone to scare boys away from my teenage daughter, I would put on my L. John face! It scared me man. Back in the day....
by Kirty412 April 28, 2014
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