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Commitment Chicken

You know the cat and mouse game of people trying to decide on when and where to meet, yet wont make any commitments to specifics unless you throw out a time. Yet you know if you do they're going to just say they aren't available but maybe later.
Rhymes with Adam: Is anyone planning on being around tomorrow?
Dr. Orpheus: let's say yes. if there's not normal activity i can come in. was planning to at some point
Smartass Bear: What time of day are we talking about?
Rhymes with Adam: What time are you available?
Smartass Bear: Magic 8 ball says I'm not waking up before noon. So 4pm and on maybe.

....crickets

So that's what Commitment Chicken is...
by Smartass Bear May 1, 2020
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chicken

A scrumptious food that comes from the bird called chickens.
Can be used in various meals and recipes.
When something tastes good, some people says "It tastes like chicken"
Used in many fast food restaurants such as KFC, Wendy's, McDonald's, etc.
Person 1: What's for dinner?
Person 2: Chicken.
Person 1: Chicken! My favorite!
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Chicken

(N) slang term for a Kilo (2.2 lbs) of cocaine.
"I'm on my way to pick up that chicken."
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Chicken nuggets

maan , the chicken nuggets are making me stay alive
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lina is a dying chicken
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Chicken dick

Well you guys must be horny if you guys are searching this up
"man, hes such a chicken dick"
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bull chicken duck frog

when you don't want to swear but you you need to express how your feeling.

an example would be saying bull shit
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