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Jack-off Cookies

Jack Off and then make a batch of cookies. Kind and flavor matters not, just cookies. Not to be confused with Jacking off in cookie batter or dough before cooking. If you delay cookies making to rub one out first, the cookies are Jack-off Cookies
The party was only a few hours away but I was so horned up that I ended up bringing Jack-Off Cookies to the bar mitzvah.
by Connie Bates May 13, 2016
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Jack Hopkins

You're compared to the likes of Jack Hopkins
by BBHS Lol September 18, 2020
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Jack

Jack is funny and witty and annoying
by Violetyvilo November 26, 2025
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Jack King Koff

The name you give yourself when you see that your penis is at least 8 inches long.
Hey man, my dick is 8 inches long, so just call me "Jack King Koff"
by DallasFanFTW June 7, 2017
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jack blacker

an affectionate term for any addiction, especially a gambling addiction where the person gambles away their money playing, specifically blackjack and poker

(N.B. jack blacker is actually an amalgamation of the games of blackjack and poker)
son: Dad, what is a jack blacker

Dad: son, it's when people are addicted to card games where you need to bet money, especially blackjack and poker. it becomes a disease that needs to be treated ASAP in that particular individual. Otherwise, people can lose their financial savings, their marriages, their property and the like. some even end up doing harakiri.
by Sexydimma February 22, 2013
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jack rabbit cock

A person who is a retard but is also a dick/nigger
by Brody sucks dick September 20, 2017
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Jacks House: R

" Lets go play Jacks House: R " " Okay "
by Jack Huntsman May 1, 2022
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