November 1

National hang them Christmas lights up day. Hang those damn lights up already, nobody gives a living fuck about Thanksgiving

Johnny : hey, it's only November 1, what are you doi-

Mary : SHUT THE FUCK UP AND HELP ME HANG THESE DAMN LIGHTS"

by Dodosolsollalasol October 27, 2023

November 15

This is day when all stupid gays are born.

You know this gay dumbass was born in November 15?

by Yumi Gorgi November 7, 2019

No Nut November

I already lost :(

No Nut November

by jaytoolivee November 4, 2022

November

torture for the bois

fun for the girls

bois: Oh shit, it's November!

girls: Wanna see our titties?

by YulTheWizard December 16, 2019

November 13th

National kiss someone day
You can kiss anyone you want

Joey: “hey it’s November 13th”
Lucy: “what do you mean”
Joey: “kiss me”
Them:*making out*

by Snazzygiraffe November 5, 2021

November 3rd

A day where all men, women, and children get one free titty pic sent to them by their lover. No matter the age unless they are younger than 18.

Bryan: Hey Jessica! Guess today is!!
Jessica: stop following me I won’t give you a picture of my breasts.

Bryan: B-but it’s November 3rd?
Jessica: I’m going to call the fucking police if you don’t leave me alone Bryan.

by Tony fettuccine Linguini November 2, 2020

November

No nut November every boy or girl who decided to join no nut November cannot bust a nut in the hole month it’s a big challenge on your big peepee

No nut November is coming are you committed to do it

by ThomisD3rd November 2, 2019