Kid owner

A parent with sole or shared custody of a child who undermines the other parent and doesn't allow them to be with the other parent. Also synonymous with someone who receives child support but the money is not really used for the benefit of the children

That kid owner dropped the kids off at her parents and went to the salon instead of dropping them off to hang out with their dad.

by Chknjeep July 20, 2015

Spam Square Kid

Someone who only spams the regular attack button.

Is bad at the game and ultimately hates the game since they don’t care to learn.

Reliant on their teammates and blames you what they did wrong

Literal Spam Square Kid KEKW

by Hi I’m new July 13, 2021

rutgers kid

A Rutgers kid is somebody who goes through high school and you just know they are going to go to Rutgers regardless of GPA, interest level, career goals. There is no real characteristics that they exhibit, but you just know

"Wow, Doug, that kid is definatelt a Rutgers kid."

by CliffT June 11, 2017

Lil baby kid

Someone who’s is being not only a baby, but also a kid, thus making a “Lil Baby Kid”

Stanley’s not answering his phone because he was napping, what a lil baby kid.

by Self Explanatory June 19, 2023

Rancho kid

A kid that is extremely gay

You that kid must go to Rancho!
Is that a Rancho kid?

by Not a Rancho kid October 06, 2020

Slap a kid day

This day started almost 6 months ago when my dad decided he was fed up and screamed it’s slap a kid day

Some famous celebrities that this has happened to
Mike Tyson,slim shady and many more

Hey son you failed a math test did you know it’s also slap a kid day

by The modern Shakespeare June 24, 2022

Kids Tylenol Dump

The practice of parents giving their child Children's Tylenol before dropping them off at school, knowing the child is sick with a fever.

Wife: Oh great, our daughter is coming down with something and has a fever. I can't stay home with her because I have a spin class!
Husband: Well I have an important meeting at work so I can't stay home either.
Wife: Looks like we have to pull the old Kids Tylenol Dump!
Husband: Sux to be in elementary school today.

by January 13, 2021