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I eat kids for breakfast.
Police - you're a fucking cannibal
by Kas? November 8, 2022
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Chromebook Kid

A kid who is physically glued to their chromebook and most likely chronically online. They are also usually lunch runners, and also extremely cringe.

Sometimes they will walk up to you and try and shake your hand saying “salutations! can i steal your soul??”

additionally, if the teacher asks the chromebook kid to close their chromebook they will do one of two things: rage out like a cocomelon kid deprived of their ipad, or have a full blown mental breakdown.
Person A: Have you seen that one guy?
Person B: Oh you mean the chromebook kid?
Person A: Yeah……
by skibussy toolet October 1, 2024
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Kid

A kid is a person who likes to sit alone with the door closed and play fortnite it Minecraft and constantly screaming GREY TAC. And does not rat brussel sprouts or broccoli for shit!
Random guy in alley way: "Hey kid you looking for your candy" well I got it and get in my car" kid:"sorry I only accept ps4's and sound proof rooms "
by Random_guy_u_don't_know November 15, 2019
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the cute kid

the cute kid you and your best friend have to make a nickname for so when he walks by he and anyone else don’t know who you are talking about. usually 5’7 black hair dark eyes sometimes light and is a baddiiieee
“shutup!SHUTUP! look normal act normal! the cute kids coming”
by smoodie December 18, 2019
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Leukemia kid

Eheheh, what!?
Hym "Why should it not go to a 10 year old leukemia kid? Eheheh! 1. Because it might die anyway and end up wasting the money you fucking stole from me and 2. Because if the A.I. assisted research ends up curing the 10 year old leukemia kids I WILL HAVE EFFECTIVELY DONE MORE FOR THAT KID AND EVERY OTHER KID THAN YOU EVER HAVE DONE, WILL DO, OR COULD HAVE EVER DONE NO MATTER HOW MUCH TIME AND EFFORT OF YOUR WORTHLESS MISERABLE YOU WASTED TRYING! AND YOU WOULD STILL CHOOSE THE FUCKING CRIPPLE OVER ME YOU HOLLOW FUCKING AUTOMATON!! I'VE SAVED YOU! I'VE SAVED YOU ALL!! BE SAVED!!!"
by Hym Iam August 3, 2024
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Kool kid koolaid

Also known as the kkk it’s usually full of stupid idiots who trying to make a meme
.u wanna join the kool kid koolaid also known as the kkk
by Thesunkenship99 October 30, 2019
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rocket league kid

Stupid idiot who plays nothing but rl/fifa. They have 0 brain and 0 social skills and they have 0 friends, bitches and father
Rl kid: HEATSEEKER IS SUPREME IM BAD AT THE GAME AND I NEED AIMBOT ORJDIDHDISUDH IM A rocket league kid
by Utuddubsushs November 14, 2023
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