cuddle friend

This doesn't exist. There is no such thing as a cuddle friend.

No, cuddle friends do not exist.

by SometimesDefineThings December 18, 2014

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Pink Friend

Fourteen inches of pink latex. The best bong a boy could ask for.

I love you pink friend.

by jacob978giles June 27, 2022

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Friend Inside Me

A music gag/remix made by Toby Fox which came from Randy Newman's Toy Story song "You've got a Friend in me" which is rearranged to make Randy Newman repeatedly sing, "Friend Inside Me".

PERSON 1 Have you seen the new fanmade deltarune chapter?
PERSON 2 I got a friend inside me after watching this.

by djangoman7 May 17, 2025

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Guy Friend

A guy friend is a guy who starts as a friend purely to try and steal your girl

Boyfriend: “Who’s that boy you hang out with?”

Girl “That’s Chris, he’s my guy friend!”

Chris: “Man, I’m gonna bang her!”

by Son, what are you reading -mom May 1, 2020

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Friends

Oh, yeah, totally. You know what REALLY helps you get into to a sexual relationship with a woman? The literal opposite of that! You sound like a torture victim trying to trick their torturer.

Torturer *uses cattle prod* BZZZZZT!

Hym "Oh God, ouch! That's the SECOND worst thing I've ever felt!"

Torturer "Wait, what? What's the first?"

Hym "Getting my dick sucked. It's the worst! Literally the worst form of torture you can inflict on someone! That's what you should do if you REALLY want to torture people."

Torturer "Oho! You're in for it now! You should have kept your mouth shut!"

Hym 😨 "Wait... You don't mean... No! Stop! Anything but that!"

Torturer "Heheheh. You're in for it now!"

Hym "Wait! Can we just be friends?"

by Hym Iam October 17, 2023

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