douche bag lips

An individual who has transcended the status of a "douche bag" or a "douche nozzle". By saying that someone has "douche bag lips" implies that they enjoy catching the douche runoff that the "douche nozzle" would normally collect.

The guy you work with who asks you to smell his fingers after he fingered a chick the night before is a "douche bag lips" Or the guy that hits on other peoples wives at parties that you are attending is a gigantic "douche bag lips"

by KBRADODD March 28, 2008

Get in my bag

Acquiring the heart of your beloved

“Get in my bag” or “I want him in my bag” (while pointing to bag/purse)

by GeorgeCostanza1 March 29, 2019

Texas Tea Bag

a tea bag position with the ass on the face followed by a wet fart.

texas tea bag.

by mikegav October 18, 2008

Dick Sleeping Bag

(n)A gay man's anus. A anus which encases penises inside it as if to give warmth or pleasure. Also can be a female vagina or butt hole.

Richard Simmons has a very loose Dick Sleeping Bag

by Alex MacGregor September 12, 2007

brown paper bag

when a girl has a great body and an ok face so you just want to put a bag over her head and f**k her. only players do this, or even think about this.

wow! look at maddy...mmmm. brown paper bag her

by maddy stepnoski June 11, 2009

dank trash bag

Wiz Khalifa secret stash

Hey, where's wiz's dank trash bag?

by Dank meme 6969420 May 30, 2016

shanty bag of rags

Generally referring to someone who is excessively undesirable or trashy. Many liken the description to a street person or prostitute.
May also act as a verb "shanty bag of rags blowing in the wind".

So yeah, did you smell that girl with the tattoo?
Yeah, what a shanty bag of rags.

by dumpster21 December 9, 2008