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blue balls

An abstract object, most often encountered by randomly selecting them from urns.

Such urns typically also contain red balls, black balls, white balls, and yellow balls.

Used to hilarious effect in example problems written in probability textbooks, either by clever trolls or by well-meaning mathematicians who are hideously behind the times.
An urn contains 500 red, 1200 white, 300 yellow, and 600 blue balls. 430 balls are selected at random. What is the probability of selecting an even number of blue balls?

Ans: One, if you're at a LAN party or Star Trek convention.
by Trinadtsat Tomitsu December 31, 2012
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Balls like Rupaul

A term used to describe a transvestite.
Justin: Check out that chick, she fine.
Albert: Man, I think that's a dude
Justin: You may be right, I bet she has "Balls Like Rupaul"
Justin: Here he/she comes, let's scram!!
by Twist Weeblow September 4, 2007
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Balls of his ass

Experiencing a difficult time, usually financially
Friend: Was that Ray? I haven't seen him in months.
Me: Yeah, he's really on the balls of his ass since he lost his job.
by Ned Hendershot April 25, 2014
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Trippin' balls pizza

A home made pizza concoction topped with magic mushrooms and a weed butter brushed crust.
person 1: I don't feel right dude. What's going on?
person 2: Oh nothing. Its probably just the Trippin' balls pizza kickin' in.
by 420dank_budz January 26, 2010
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Vulcan blue balls

When you have a case of the "blue balls"so bad its like the episode when Spock needed to go back to his home planet for mating rituals or he was going to die!!!
That girl I fooled around with was so hot she teased me so badly I have a case of "Vulcan blue balls" I feel like I'm going to die!!! LoL
by RuBnTuG March 10, 2017
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Cock and Ball Nurture

Cock and Ball Nurture (CBN) is the opposite of Cock and Ball Torture. It is when the cock and balls are well taken care of, nourished, and encouraged to thrive.
Cock and ball torture? No thanks, I prefer cock and ball nurture!
by moringua raitaborua August 15, 2019
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busting your balls

Too give your friends a hard time. To make fun of or tease them for some reason in a friendly manner.
Dude don't take the joke so seriously, I was just busting your balls.
by ispillthingz March 3, 2017
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