SOMOette stands for she only marry once. A play on the traditional bachelorette party, a SOMOette party is more sophisticated, yet less classy than its predecessor. Started in 2013 these parties often include copious amounts of alcohol, overdoses of Vitamin D, limited food intake, pillow fights, group bathroom outings, and failed attempts at physical activity among numerous other festivities that are more than likely forgotten.
by Master SOMOette Thrower March 27, 2013
Get the SOMOette Partymug. Larry hit Bobby in the head tint the block at the center block party and won his crafty rooster chicken
by Bryson2005 May 10, 2021
Get the Center block partymug. “dude if you don’t stop talking I’ll literally pee on you”
“bro if you pee on me I’ll pee on you”
“piss party?”
“bro if you pee on me I’ll pee on you”
“piss party?”
by pink lemonade hoarder xoxo October 17, 2019
Get the piss partymug. "Bro I saw Josh the other day his ass looks so juicy bruh should I ask him out for a tea party? I already bought the dresses"
by Mirrorrae 👩🦲🙏🏼 February 18, 2022
Get the Tea partymug. The ugly friend of that hot girl you are trying to hit on at the party. She inevitably cock blocks you.
by J Dunks September 2, 2013
Get the Party Buffalomug. Dude, my Prof. kept asking questions and no one responded so I felt bad for him and interacted. A fkn pity parti..
by WhoopScoop9 February 8, 2021
Get the Pity Partimug. Someone who can shug jack Daniels, smoke fat blunts allday, and party hard like a machine I mean hard like Charlie Sheen, jim Morrison, and jimi hendrix, etc.
Damn lmao that dude is a party machine, he drank 1500ml of whiskey, a 30 pack, then snorted fat lines off a strippers ass all night.
by Scuba Steve dude December 21, 2013
Get the Party Machinemug.