Rhinous Monkey

Any primate that is born from the anal cavity of a rhinoceros.

"Bro, you're just a total rhinous monkey."

by Earthwreck24 December 10, 2009

Blog Monkey

Someone who has stumbled blindly onto blogging, became quickly obsessed, learned the ropes, and now spends quite a bit of time blogging.

Inspired by magazine article: This Trained Monkey Spends Most of Time in His Master’s Workshop (Sep, 1929 Modern Mechanix)

Wow, you are quite a blog monkey! I didn't know you even knew how to blog.

Any blog monkey can write a blog if left alone long enough with a computer!

by THE Martini Mike December 29, 2010

Monkey clawed eagle

1.) a monkey who has claws of an eagle. Usually known as epic good chicken too.

2.) a crazy cousin who jumps on their best cousin forever and pushes them on the floor.

1.) *barbara brings in chicken for thanksgiving*

tommy- OMG. MONKEY CLAWED EAGLE MUCH?!

2.) *Tiffany jumps on Ashley*
Ashley- OW. *falls on floor*
Both of them- AHA. MONKEY CLAWED EAGLE. ♥

by Meowmix765 January 7, 2011

Monkey sparkle

1. Monkey fecies 2. Monkey urine 3. shinanigans

Dude! That was monkey sparkles!

by guitarman 309 January 9, 2011

monkey attack

Being attacked by a simian female that wants to mate. She accomplishes this through the use of a technique known as the monkey mount, where she straddles her intended victim. She then forcibly takes the banana.

I was sitting on my couch when the monkey attacked me.

by Larzee April 4, 2011

Capoopchin Monkey

A monkey that lives in south america and is prone to flinging its own poop invaders of its territory.

When Jim came back to camp, he was covered with poop. Their crew could tell that this was the work of a "Capoopchin Monkey".

by big j consorbo April 11, 2011

Monkey Pump

Any being in the primate specification who is impregnated and gives birth to two or more babies. When it takes place, it looks like the mother is being pumped and resembles a hose. Also called the cannon of life.

Jim: Dude, I saw a monkey giving birth in the Amazon yesterday! There was like five babies and a lot of blood.

Todd: Oh my god a monkey pump! That is hot.

by John Steinbech April 28, 2011