nugget monkey

a fucking stupid insecure bitch who keeps talking shit

Oh him? He's a fucking nugget monkey.

by trustedsheesh May 18, 2021

Monkey Party

A girl having a threesome with herself and two bananas.

A monkey party is better than a banana split.

by Big Bird loves bananas June 24, 2010

Surrender Monkey

A word for French people due to their great ability to surrender to the enemy

God damn Surrender monkeys and their cheese

by Anonymouslyhog August 14, 2024

Monkey Balls

Basic balls but on monkeys go search it up

oooooooh those are some MASSIVE monkey balls!

by nobitchesonlymen April 27, 2022

Baby Monkey

Someone who is an expert or proficient in an activity.

Golfing? Dude, Amy's baby monkey at that

by axymer February 13, 2025

Mashed Up Monkey

Put a banana in a sock, mash it up and put it in microwave for 20seconds. When done put it over your penis and start masturbating.
(20 secs only so you dont burn your knob)

I'm going yo get home and have a mashed up monkey

by No muff to tuff for buff May 5, 2022

Flesh Monkey

A common alternative to the word human or person.

Hey, God? I don't know about this whole flesh monkey situation. It seems like kind of a trash species, not gonna lie. Have you seen how they reproduce? That shit is weird and gross, did you do that? Why? Why did you want that?

by AspiringTardigrade August 11, 2023