Kitchen Counter: Hello, fella.
Guy: Will you just BE QUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTT?!?!?!?!?!
Kitchen Counter: Man, why are you a red stove?
Guy: Will you just BE QUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTT?!?!?!?!?!
Kitchen Counter: Man, why are you a red stove?
by appletakesthewormoffhisnuts December 9, 2024
Get the Red Stovemug. in response to sex through longevity of motion causes heat to rise, and if the sex is good, its all intensely causing redness thereafter.
by baqi jackson November 13, 2003
Get the localized rednessmug. going down on a girl rug munchin when she's on her period "OMG! i must be on the blob nasty, jamrag,period cos you've got a red halo
by benbot December 29, 2009
Get the red halomug. by dhis diq May 9, 2016
Get the red donutmug. 1) Having sex with a woman who is on her period. 2) A man's penis after having had sex with a woman on her period. 3) Female horniness when she is on her period.
I don't care if it will be messy, my girl's got red wood!
You don't need lube when you've got red wood!
Dude, my girl gave me red wood this morning and the ring still hasn't gone away!
You don't need lube when you've got red wood!
Dude, my girl gave me red wood this morning and the ring still hasn't gone away!
by E Ruff September 26, 2021
Get the Red Woodmug. by Bridget92 December 19, 2020
Get the Rocking Red Vmug. 