Cat burglar

A professional thief that takes pet cats from your home

Wtf did you expect, a pussy snatcher?! That was already covered in a lot of other definitions for the word, and this is intended not to be nsfw! Get your mind outta the gutter kids!

Breaking news coming out of chicago tonight as we come on the air, a suspect is wanted in connection with a string of cat burglaries in the area. Police have not identified a suspect, they advised all cat owners to keep doors and windows locked at night and to avoid giving them catnip afterhours.

by YouCanCallMeViking January 23, 2024

Cat Camera

Camera Cat

Cat Camera Cat

by BOT1games April 20, 2019

Sage the Fatass Cat

A very fat cat who lays on his ass on the floor and meows when he wants his dumbass treats

Sage: “Meow!”

Mom: “I ALREADY GAVE YOU TREATS!”

Sage: “Meow!!!!!”

Mom: “I’m going to disown Sage the Fatass Cat”

by Jollikush Lawnmower July 25, 2018

cat explosion

When the cats in your house knock something down and break it, making them scared and scatter

"That cat explosion last night sounded like a stampede"

by Dashisback April 20, 2018

Cat

100% genuine asshole. Will claw your feet and arms.

You have a cat? Good luck.

by DeathWishCN August 22, 2023

Forest cat

A less common term for cats from the main group in the Warrior Cat Franchise, the Clans. It is mainly used by kittypets, or house cats. They are described as more skilled, advanced, aggressive and bigger then most cats. Other terms: Clan Cats, wild cats, and warriors.

A Kittypet would say, "forest cats are dangerous."

by Citris October 19, 2021

Cat

Cats are animals you put money into just for them to scratch a hole in your sofa or piss on the floor

My cat is a dick.

by Fardus June 7, 2023