Two Girls, One Swamp

The act of two women saving up their feces for an entire month, as the feces reach the peak of methane production they climb in and begin an act so vile. The two women begin taking clumps of feces and inserting it into their rectums, vaginas, and mouths. While this is going on a Mandingo party is raging on while a gentleman whispers in the womens' ears, "Better out and in, I always say."

My mandingo party was asked to help in a Two Girls, One Swamp party. It was a little smelly.

by SiranianHawk13 February 12, 2015

chatting out of one's arsecrack

To most this phrase seems unfamiliar until it is explained that this is the historical precursor to the frequently used and highly popular word chatinowtuvisarscruck, most commonly heard whilst urinating in the vicinity of a public house or bar. After decades of research, linguists have finally concluded that the genesis of this phrase dates back to 1654 when early missionaries discovered the small mid-pacific island known locally by the mutant inhabitants as Paaahrrrrumpiturrruumph, their erroneous DNA strands having caused each of their digestive-vocal systems to have formed backwards. In modern times, the phrase has become synonymous with the performances of the UK's one man freak show "David Cameron", who has yet to utter a single a word that has not been born from within his arse, as this is where his head is permanently lodged.

"I have reason to believe that the message one is currently attempting to convey may not be entirely true, or at least is to a significant degree fabricated. Therefore, I find it not disproportionately crass to assert that one is chatting out of one's arsecrack!"

by Jimmy Bob-Bob March 25, 2012

poppin' a cold one with the boys

When, on Saturday, you find yourself with your other working comrades and are holding I smooth cool bud light.

John came home from work, became enravelled himself in a heated argument with his wife but left hurriedly with the intention of poppin' a cold one with the boys. It was a Saturday and we all know who this day was for.

by Ddock my d May 21, 2017

One sheet does plenty

The art of jacking it onto a desk, so there is easy cleanup afterwards. Saves the need for a cleanup crew.

I thought I had run low on jonnies. But truns out one sheet does plenty.

by HereticHenry May 9, 2019

Eye one two cup

Based on Icup, say eye one two and spell cup, here's the trick

Me: say eye one two and spell cup
Person:eye one two cup (I Want To See You Pee)

by Arianator101 March 30, 2022

one tall salt boi

TSUKKISHIMA WAIT IS IT ONE K OR TWO IDK

one tall salt boi yep thats tsukki

by ONEMINORWEEB_LMAO February 13, 2021

One Man Bukkake Show

(n.) won•mæn•boo•kock•key•sh•oh | One Man Bukkake Show: almost like a type of reverse gangbang where as instead of several people bending over one person, it’s one person bending over several people.

—— *can be used as a metaphor

(n.) a victory against great odds

“Damn, he rolled up on all y’all & just went full one One Man Bukkake Show & shut all y’all down by himself”

“Damn, he rolled up on y’all & just came so much on all y’all’s faces it was the amount of like 10 men! He’s a One Man Bukkake Show!”

by amicusknox August 26, 2023