news constipation

Reading so many bad news, you can not give a shit anymore

Mikko does not give a shit about the news anymore. He said he has news constipation. He just reads them and makes standup jokes without crying first.

by mphahaha February 1, 2024

New Wanker

1. A person who resides in New York that is unpleasant.
2. Someone who is driving a vehicle with a New York license plate who is an idiot or rude.
3. One who lives in New York and thinks that they are all that.

That New Wanker just cut me off. What an asshole!

I know I can be a Connecticunt, but he was the biggest New Wanker I've ever encountered. What a dick!

by Lynerally February 7, 2024

New born

1. Young
2. In slang a Dumb person
3. New baby

1. Oh your just a new born
2. What are you doing New born!
3. New borns are hard

by 459395 April 10, 2023

Newport News

A city in Hampton roads where all the strangers act like they just did smoked alien crack laced with demon shit.

Guy 1: Hey dude you wanna go to Newport News ?

Guy 2: Hell nah bro if I go there, they gonna steal my dog and sell it for crack

by Trashhhh9999 April 11, 2023

New moon

Where the moon is dark

It's a new moon tonight

by 459395 April 11, 2023

New Coked

Advertising by an organization that tarnishes a long standing brand, disappoints customers and kills sales.

The vice president of marketing New Coked the beer, Bud Light.

by Green Ugly April 13, 2023

A New Zealand Welcome

The national greeting in New Zealand that begins with beating your wife and ends with jacking off to Troon porn.

I give my wife a New Zealand Welcome every time dinner is late.

by snorts mcgee April 15, 2023