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My mom

My mom just screamed at me
by Kaiden34? June 1, 2022
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Not your mom

Yeah, no shit. My mom's not a filth-slut.
Filth-slut "I'm not your mom!"

Hym "Why would I, a genius and the greatest mind who has ever lived, confuse you with my mother? Are you calling my mom a filth-slut?"
by Hym Iam February 10, 2025
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ur mom

have u heard of ur? ur mom.
ur ugly.” ok ur mom.
by marry me natasha romanoff January 17, 2022
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yeagang's mom

A : I have a new girlfriend
B : yeagang's mom
by air_a.lin May 9, 2024
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your mom

your mom
by Jake Brand November 30, 2018
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Submarine mom

A parent who occasionally resurfaces only to disappear without warning. May be watching you without your knowledge, most likely not though. Potentially has nuclear capabilities and can attack your emotional well-being without warning and with extreme prejudice.
Sarah: My mom is always watching over me. She is totally a helicopter mom!

Caitlynn: My mom pops in once a year to ask how I’m doing and borrow a few dollars. She’s totally a submarine mom!
by Weak weasel January 16, 2022
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your mom

Dude: What time is it?
Dude#2: Your MOM!
by yo mada🍆💦 April 21, 2018
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