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Friend zone

Friend zone does not exist it is made up term that people use when they are rejected from another person to be there girlfriend/boyfriend. When u are rejected it usualy means that u are fat or gay
She put me in friend zone

No she didnt u are just fat and gay
by NiggyTheRealOne September 22, 2020
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care package friend

The friend who shows up only when you're doing great in life.
It wasn't until I started making real money that friends I don't normally hang out with hit me up. I only fuck with my A1s, no care package friends.
by E11evendashOne May 7, 2018
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Best friend

The bestest kind of friend.

Your best friend is someone that you think about every day, every minute and every second. Your best friend is someone you can feel comfortable around and joke with. You even have your own inside jokes! Best friends aren't only for joking though. They also are there for when you are going through hard times. They will support you and listen to you no matter what because they are your best friend!
Person:Out of all of my friends, your my best friend!
Person's best friend:Aww you too!
by Awesome Bloxy January 10, 2022
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Friend Fucker Philosophy

The idea that in order to reject someone you must fuck one of their friends, preferably in the rejectee's house. It helps if your friends assist you in finding a suitable and willing candidate. Once a candidate is found, approach him and explain that you need to have sex with him in order to make his friend leave you alone. Exaggerate about how much his friend is obsessed with you and tell him he can do anything he wants to you. If he accepts the offer proceed to behind closed doors and Fuck the Friend.
The Friend Fucker Philosophy is very effective, but should not be used to often. It is very slutty behavior and should only be used in extreme circumstances.
by BaconMastert September 21, 2016
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Friend

Friend :

A person is more than a friend when she/he likes you, laughs with you, understands you , or tries to kill you , and then apologizes for what he did and said that night, while keeping his shit together. Years later , the friend usually grows up and loves you no matter what happens and gives you your space and time to miss her/him a lot and at Christmas you are still friends and neighbors .
It’s from my best friend! Wow he sent me a Christmas card!

I married my best friend from college .
by ChigcagoMan December 25, 2020
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Friend

a person you make a close relationship with
I just made a new friend!
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goldfish friend

a type of friend that tends to forget you exist when they make new friends, or get a new girl/boyfriend, and then come crawling back if/when the relationship ends.

similar to a goldfish forgetting something in its tank and rediscovering it after swimming around the entire tank.
“did you hear that marcus broke up with kristina?”

“yeah, he came crawling back to me after ghosting me for a month. he’s such a goldfish friend, i hate when he does this shit.”
by crackerjack9 April 12, 2022
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