selective e-mail

Similar to selective hearing, but when a colleague (usually a Manager) only chooses to respond to e-mails which suit their needs.

Typically, this is because they don't know *how* to respond, as a result of being incompetent.
They do this regardless of the impact their lack of reply has on their staff/colleagues.

Ultimately, they will not be held responsible for their lack of response and the blame will fall on the person who was awaiting their response!

Ben: "Corey, did you get my e-mail last Monday?"
Corey: "Yeah, mate."
Ben: "..... Can you let me know how to move forward on that? I need your guidance."
Corey: "Sure! I'll reply to you when I'm at my desk."
Matt: "Corey won't reply to your e-mail. He has selective e-mail, remember?"
Ben: "Shit."

by schofieldthescarecrow October 27, 2014

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Get the selective e-mailmug.

WALL-E mode

When WALL-E mode commences, hide.

Oh shit he’s going WALL-E mode!

- Thomas

I’m gonna go WALL-E mode on you motha fuckas. - WALL-E

She went WALL-E mode all over my balls
- Thomas’ wife’s boyfriend

by WALL-E mode victim July 24, 2022

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Get the WALL-E modemug.

E-moke

Taking a hit from a dap pen then hitting a nic stick in the same hit

I need an e-moke rn fuckkk

by Cheddaaa December 17, 2020

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Get the E-mokemug.

e-stim

to aimlessly jump/move around in a video game while focusing on another task (e.g. talking to a friend in chat, waiting for someone to come back to their keyboard after being away, etc.)

"Oh, that? Yeah, he told me about it when we were e-stimming in Minecraft."

by pyrule November 26, 2024

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