shitting dicks

an extremely bad situation.

I'm going to be shitting dicks at school tomorrow.

by i really have to take a showa December 6, 2010

B-Shit

One who coughs and poops their pants; A negative remark towards someone

(cough) Dude, I just did a serious B-Shit in my underwear.
Stop being such a B-Shit all the time.

by MatchedPlayer July 17, 2010

flowery shit

when you take a nasty smelling shit, use flower scent air freshener to cover it up, then walk in the bathroom 10 minutes later and you get the nice smell of flowers and shit

tom took a big shit after eating his mothers egg salad, he used flower air freshener to mask the smell, tom's father walked in the washroom 10 minutes later and puked because of the flowery shit smell

by slang master daddy April 26, 2009

shit towel

An article of clothing, typically a sock, used to wipe ones ass after deficating and finding out there is no toilet paper.

I could not find any toliet paper so i took off my shoe and used my sock as a shit towel.

by coondude January 13, 2006

Sleeping Shits

Sleeping and take a shit on yourself. You dont realize that you have shit on yourself until the next morning.

Josh passed out from a night of drinking and shat on himself. The next morning, he realized that he had the Sleeping Shits.

by Poo Tootie August 2, 2006

Shit and Chips

A term to describe a undefined, undecided meal (usu. Evening Meal). Used by the Cook or Chef when either stressed, in a bad mood or can't be bothered.

Dave: What's for dinner tonight?
Zoe: Shit and Chips

by Dave O'Brien September 22, 2006

Shit Spin

The act of placing feces(Shit) on top of a persons ceiling fan. Thus resulting in feces flying all around the room when the fan is turned on.

"I think I'm going to go to John's party tonight just to pull off a shit spin"

by 300zx Boy February 10, 2007