Blue Command

Yeah you can totally do that in Blue Command!

Let's use Blue Command to do that faster

I'm gonna blue command the fuck out of this to save time

by Psychodata December 07, 2019

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Blue Lie

When the complete truth isn’t told to hide certain information.

She just didn’t tell you everything it was a blue lie

by white1ighter January 20, 2022

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When you lie just to get to have sex, as to avoid blue balls.

He told me a blue lie so we did the squelchy, but then he never gave me that modelling job after all.

by ticklah July 23, 2020

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When your technology i.e. laptop, cell phone wakes up/interrupts in the middle of a deep conversation with a close friend and plays a song/rings.

Can we talk about the “blue rudeness” of your cell phone? it always rings when I’m trying to tell you a story.

by Jireh 19 January 20, 2019

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When you use a recently cleaned porta potty and your butthole gets splashed with the fresh blue water.

I can't stand it when I wind up with a blue starfish. Now I have to take a shower to scrub my butthole with a x-acto knife.

by Jinglebellgary May 03, 2022

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When a girls butthole turns blue from pushing so hard during labor

Kayla had blue starfish last night when she shit out my kid.

by Kawishane January 19, 2021

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Aliens with giant mandibles that cannot tell a lie they aren't getting paid to tell.

The blue aliens started recruiting and programming the minds of those kids at a young age.

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