Your mom

A expression that every 12 year old has said once in their life

Kid 1 guess who's ugly
Kid 2 your mom

Kids all around ohhhhohhhhoohh

by Hiyajonny March 10, 2019

Ted’s Mom

1. Any mom of a friend of yours that is just bangin’. A real cougar of a woman after college cock and is always down for some DP with some college studs. When she orgasms, it’s like an earthquake of shaking followed by a flash flood from her squirting puss juice.

2. Any milf that is your friend’s mom that is always wanting to fuck frat boys.

1. Chad: Bro why is the floor so wet?

Brad: Do you remember that smoking hot mom that came down the other day? Yeah, Tyler and just got done with her. She’s such a Ted’s Mom.

2. Frat boy: Yo, the mom of that new pledge keeps eye-fucking me bro, I bet she’s a real Ted’s Mom!

by Pikeyjuan69 November 24, 2021

ur mom

A phrase used by young adults. It is very addicting and is used in most sentences or as they call it “comebacks”. It is used in all conversations.

“Hey how was your day?”
“Ur mom”

“What are you doing during recess?”

“Ur mom”

by UWUbakabaddie_x November 30, 2021

Me and your mom

me and your mom means that someone fuck your mom in the bed and your his dad

me and your mom are in the bed tonight

by Ballssackinyourmom December 13, 2024

Star wars mom

A mom who is as attached to starwars as kids are to games and one goes by the name Vikki.

My star wars mom is the best.

by Childish weirdo 34 February 12, 2021

mom-and-popped

To enlist permission from another authority after one authority denied an initial claim. In practice, this would be like a child not getting a favorable permission from a parent, and then going to another to hopefully get a new, favorable outcome.

Lenny the office worker wanted to listen to music at work, but his boss said no. He then mom-and-popped the situation and asked his boss's boss to hear some tunes.

by TacticalStrikeBeagle August 12, 2021

Mom

Crazy person so singularly driven to not bend or break her moral compass as to spend months isolated physically while entombed in an electronic prison. Mom’s do crazy shit when there’s a bully on the playground. Didn’t abandon anyone. Never stopped fighting. Had no means of communication and no friends to call. It’s all good though. Moms are cool.

“Mom is one psycho-ass bitch about getting to the bottom of this barrel full of shit.”

by Pussinbootsalaska May 2, 2020