two [Pepsis] in one bottle

An overly bubbly or dramatic person; one who is highly energetic.

"She is just two Pepsis in one bottle."

Wow - she was talking a mile a minute!
Yeah, she's two Pepsis in one bottle.

by xcv123 December 13, 2014

polishing the one-eyed bishop

Male masturbation

Freddy was late for Junior High, again, he must have been polishing the one-eyed bishop.

by CelVal December 1, 2013

Two Girls, One Swamp

The act of two women saving up their feces for an entire month, as the feces reach the peak of methane production they climb in and begin an act so vile. The two women begin taking clumps of feces and inserting it into their rectums, vaginas, and mouths. While this is going on a Mandingo party is raging on while a gentleman whispers in the womens' ears, "Better out and in, I always say."

My mandingo party was asked to help in a Two Girls, One Swamp party. It was a little smelly.

by SiranianHawk13 February 12, 2015

One Handed Banana Toast

Slang for masturbating

What're you doing? Nothing, just whipping up some one handed banana toast.

by Rodaddy October 14, 2016

One Handed Banana Toast

Slang for ejaculating.

What're you doing? Nothing, just whipping up some one handed banana toast.

by Rodaddy October 14, 2016

One sheet does plenty

The art of jacking it onto a desk, so there is easy cleanup afterwards. Saves the need for a cleanup crew.

I thought I had run low on jonnies. But truns out one sheet does plenty.

by HereticHenry May 9, 2019

Give It To The Ones Who Smoked

In a group of people, when a part of the group smokes weed and they have any kind of food, they don’t have to share it with the other part of the group, which didn’t smoke any weed, as they won’t have munchies caused by the weed.

Harold: Yo give me some of them Fruit Pastilles.

John: Nah fam. Got munchies innit.

Derrek: Exactly. Give it to the ones who smoked.

by YourJewishSaviour April 14, 2019