like trying to pick up a turd by its clean end

The act, or attempt of trying to accomplish an impossible task.

Laying her and her sister at the same time is like trying to pick up a turd by its clean end...it just ain't happening!

by steverbeaver July 13, 2007

fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest

To take unfair advantage of someone, such as in business negotiations, while seizing the moral high ground.

Bob: We can purchase the equipment at a lower price AND from an environmentally conscious supplier.
Ted: Oh for Christ’s sake, don’t try to fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest!

by Worthy_sojourner September 4, 2021

make like a hockey stick and get the puck out of here

a term used to excuse yourself out of a conversation

hey i hate to leave but i gotta make like a hockey stick and get the puck out of here.

k see ya

by ¢R@Z¥ L3&$ December 27, 2009

you ain't know me like dat ho

When someone be dissin' you n' sh*t you say dis sh*t and it helpz. forealz.

n*gga bout to get swung on for actin' a foo'!1~
you ain't know me like dat ho!
oh i see.

by P4UL TSUN4Mi October 1, 2007

like trying to pick up a turd from the clean end

Being tasked with doing something impossible

"Finding an honest politician is like trying to pick up a turd from the clean end."

by frolickingdirtchild February 24, 2009

National Tell Your Crush You Like Them Day!

National Tell Your Crush You Like Them Day is on May 5th.

This is the day to tell your crush you like them without them judging you!!

Hey Grayson, today is ‘ National Tell Your Crush You Like Them Day! ‘ I feel like this is the day to tell you that… I like you ;)

by Gracie is amazing April 24, 2022

I slept like coarse woody debris last night.

A foresters way to say:
"I slept like a log last night."
"I slept well last night."
"I slept like a baby!"
"That was some awesome sleep!"

"Hey! How did you sleep last night?"

"I slept like coarse woody debris last night."

"No way! That's awesome."

by forestrychick November 30, 2011